Monthly Archives: January 2011

Cleansed bowels and The Bach.

Let me just start by saying this:  I love cake.  I think it’s not a mystery to you readers.  I love sweets.  I love sweets so much that I went ahead and made it the bulk of my diet.  I … Continue reading

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I’m a strepper now.

If you asked my mom to tell you about me as a little girl she would sum me up in one word: stubborn.  I never really enjoyed help from others.  What were they trying to tell me anyway?  Were they … Continue reading

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I guess slapping is ok.

I learned one lesson from this week’s premiere episode of The Bachelor: Brad Womack after THREE YEARS of therapy. I learned that slapping a dude is ok.  It’s not only ok… it’s “hot”.  Look out, David!  When one of two, … Continue reading

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Enough is enough…

Fun’s over folks.  Time to pack it up.  I’ve been livin’ the high life and now it’s time to get back to reality.  The following actions have set my life into a downward spiral: 1.  Staying at work until 7pm … Continue reading

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