Monthly Archives: October 2012

Ma’ Faves.

Today is the first day in about a week and a half that I didn’t feel like sticking my head in a bucket of Skittles and washing it down with a dangerously hoppy IPA while crying. This is good news. … Continue reading

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Sometimes …

… I listen to Taylor Swift. … the closest thing I get to fruit on any given day are Skittles. … I make the same thing for dinner for three weeks straight. … I take very long, hot, non tree … Continue reading

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Bus Bumps and a Positive Outlook.

Have you ever seen one of those TV shows with the dramatized high speed police chase scenes? They’re all the same. A police car inevitably goes flying over a hill and gets sweet air, crashing its bumper to the ground … Continue reading

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Another Convert

“Portland is a cesspool of a city. Voodoo Doughnut is its only redeeming quality.” – Matthew Laudermilk, 2010. My family hasn’t always been thrilled about Portland. While visiting for the first time, my brother had an unfortunate run in with … Continue reading

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Things I Think I’ve Learned in my 27 Years of Life

Well, folks, it’s been twenty-seven years since I entered this crazy world. On this, my day of birth, I would like to reflect back on what I think I’ve learned. I won’t pretend that I’m anywhere near done learning, but … Continue reading

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Grump.

As far back as I can remember, I have been a grump. Grump Evidence A: What the heck am I so pissed about!? Poor gramma… I have quite enjoyed being a grump. Being a grump is extremely self-indulgent, after all. … Continue reading

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